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<Halbling> I thought you stored pointers? <Zidan> I did <Zidan> I thought I did <Zidan> hold on <Zidan> oh no I changed it I'm storing actual objects — May 4, 2010

<incubus> I wish I were gay, I think it would be so much more interesting <incubus> Parades and shit <jey> if i was gay it would be easier on me. i live in california, so no stigma, and dudes hit on me all the time. <ttvd> i don't want to be gay <ttvd> because that's, you know.. gay <Artifice> We are charming fuckers when quoted and concentrated through a filter — April 25, 2010

<Chile> it does have a reasonable amount of code in it, but the code is mostly useless unless you understand it <jascase90> Thats what I dont like about this book, its mostly text <MindChild> jascase90: expect an entry on bash.org — October 28, 2009

<zaius> there are people who actually write complex software in this world <zaius> software for cars, medical devices, power plants, space vehicles, airplanes <zaius> software for railroads, air traffic control <zaius> image recognition, natural language processing, astronomy, geology <Artifice> video games <zaius> robotics, chemical plants * jasabella slaps zaius around a bit with a tofurkey <zaius> food processing — August 23, 2009

<HaTeeee> stop being nerds! <HaTeeee> i wonder where the heck is it written that in order to program in c++ you MUST be a nerd! <Halbling> section 5 verse 3 of the C++ standard. AD&D edition. <HaTeeee> halbling.. oh yeah.. sorry, i think i missed the page! — August 10, 2009

<kuahara> I'm about to gag my daughter with a sock and duct tape her to a wall — August 4, 2009

<gregorycu> I've tried clearning the cashe — August 4, 2009

<jimster> I think I was a gay dude, I would be one of those people. — August 4, 2009

<Sculptor> china has 300% of internet users <Sculptor> 300million* — July 29, 2009

<jasabelle> I'm on a mobile phone * Quit: jasabelle (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <Corwinoid> She should switch to Verizon — July 27, 2009

<Artifice> Delayed response much? <gregorycu> I'll bb in 3 hours to continue this discussion <ttvd> ah even more delayed response. <Artifice> He must be using that pigeon based TCP I've heard about — July 26, 2009

<Eclipser> Artifice, are you saying the internet is a waste of energy? <Artifice> Well yes. It's the most efficient energy sink the human race has yet developed. <Artifice> He says while wearing a video game tshirt he bought online — July 23, 2009

<Artifice> My car works fine when it's turned off, but when I turn it on, it starts to smoke. Could my carkey be broken? <\}> so clever <Artifice> Help sans sarcasm costs extra <Artifice> It also has requirements you probably won't like <_m_> heh <_m_> like not-crossposting. <Artifice> And having a good question — July 22, 2009

<Symmetry-> man to catch a predator is retarded <Izhido> Symmetry-: in English next time, please? <Symmetry-> gentlemen, the TV programme entitled "To Catch a Predator" exhibits low quality and bad taste — June 26, 2008

<laernie> is sepuku like bukakke? <cryptyk> arent you allowed to have a friend there to lop your head off after completion? <cryptyk> in seppuku...not bukkake — November 7, 2003

* longfart was kicked by Kniht ("Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." -- E. W. Dijkstra) <StoneCyph> wow, i like that dijkstra quote <cryptyk> I like that dijkstra quote <StoneCyph> I LIKED IT FIRST, JINX <cryptyk> <mumble mumble> * StoneCyph punches cryptyk in the arm <cryptyk> why does the *one* person who has physical access to my arm have to be the *one* person who jinxes me... [..later..] <slz> how do you pronounce Dijkstra <Kniht> very carefully — November 7, 2003

<WaltEvilD> well if you didn't understand what I was saying some lines up why were you arguing? <jamesd-> I was arguing because you were wrong. <WaltEvilD> how could I be wrong if you have no idea what i'm talking about <jamesd-> It's you who has no idea what you're talking about. <jamesd-> And you make that horribly clear. — Jun 30, 2003

<SoSad> How do I turn all the bits in an int myint; to zero except the right most bit? <DaemoNWRK> myint = 1 — Jun 30, 2003

<}{ell> to make .dll's do i save as .cpp or .dll? — Jun 30, 2003

* Soronel is freezomg <Soronel> er ing — Jun 30, 2003

<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP <brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!! — Jun 30, 2003

<De^Seis> we are pretty much at the beginning of C++ and i haven't got the "concept" of it yet. <DuneBoy> You just wrap shit in classes — Jun 30, 2003

<DuneBoy> woah, its 2003 <JeyK> DuneBoy PING Reply: 5 days, 17 hours — January 5th, 2003